So as I sit here, watching 250 pages print with a broken printer and bemoaning the destruction of my pair of diesels, I decided that I needed to update my blog with some quotes that I can remember from the past like 4 weeks....
Text Conversation -
Me: "Ouch that was mean [in response to an earlier text]"
Girl: "Why don't you write about it on your blog."
Actual Conversation -
Me: "So Martha what is your rapper name going to be?"
Martha: "Fly ass bitch....you know so it becomes F.A.B.!"
Me: "You misspelled Sophomores when y'all were sophomores...."
Martha: "Stop drinking that haterade boy and back off my grill!"
I dissolved into laughter at both of these points....
Friend: "We're so like the Bolyn sisters! [referring to her and her sister]"
Me: "Wait is that suppose to be a good thing....?"
Friend: "Yeah why wouldn't it be?"
Me: "Well one of you does - you know - get her head chopped off...."
Friend: "Oh right....okay so we're the Bolyn sisters minus that."
Me: "Ah...I can totally see it now!"
Damn printer....going to fix....
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